You ever get that feeling you are not getting through to those flesh eating sons of bitches tearing down your front door, and crashing through your windows? Well now you can communicate with those crazy Zombie Bastards! Rosetta Stone now sells Zombie. 
That's right it is amazing, in a few short weeks I was able to actually communicate with several of the walking dead. Some want to bite your face off, others just want a cheeseburger and are so frustrated they will settle for a nibble on your neck. While others would love a chance just to shake hands with the unemployed without their pecker rotting and breaking off in their hand. Rosetta Stone Zombie opens a whole world of possibility. You can tell the Zombies how to get into that assholes house down the street and they may be grateful enough to stop trampling your lawn and banging at your front door at all hours of the night. For just $249.00 you can open up your mind to the hoards of the undead, without them opening it up for you......with their teeth!!
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