Thursday, January 31, 2013

Warm Bodies Junket Piece (HAHA Junk and Piece)

Alright so once in a while I will actually have something original up on this blog. In this case, while at my day job (really my only paying job, since if you do something well why do it for free?..Shit! So I guess everything else I do, I pretty much suck at..) ANYWAY!!! I was tasked with putting together a movie junket piece (if you notice there are two ways in that title to say male genitalia. (Yes I am childish leave me alone) This Junket piece is for the flick Warm Bodies. One of our movie critics got to go out to the set and interview the cast and crew, and also get Zombified for a walk on role. Here is what I came up with....

Warm Bodies Junket with Mark Reardon

Random Zombie Bite!! A Classic

Got to go back to the classic today George Romero's Night of the Living Dead, not much in the way of gore or zombie attacks but the most famous words from a Zombie flick ever!!!

"They're coming to get you Barbara"

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Zombie Pandemic a Free Online Game

If you like video games and the word "free" here is a Zombie game for you Zombie Pandemic

You are a survivor in a zombie-infested city. Civilization has collapsed and you must fight the hordes of walking dead.

Zombie Pandemic is a free browser-based MMORPG featuring enriched RPG elements, including missions, advanced combat, perks and an inventory with hundreds of weapons to battle the more than 175 different NPC opponents.

Experience survival horror gameplay and test your post-apocalyptic survival skills.

For more info here is their info page.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Warm and Fuzzy Flesh Eaters!!!

I said we would look at anything and everything on this blog and here is one of those everything type things, Zombie Slippers from 

This may be one way you would stick your foot into a Zombies mouth Freshly dead from I can't describe them better so here is the description from the site itself...

Zombie Slippers
Are your feet dead tired? Reanimate them with the newest addition to our catalog, Zombie slippers! The eye-popping design (quite literally), which envelops the entire foot in ghoulish warmth and comfort, is rendered in a sickly, green hue and comes complete with faux hair, a tongue that protrudes from the mouth, and chipped teeth. Ideal for horror movie marathons, Halloween and scaring children, pets, and/or roommates.

Featuring an elastic back, these slippers fit most, up to a Men's size 11.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Zombie Boy!!! Talk about a killer way to express yourself

Okay usually I try to find a cool Zombie tat, but came across Rick who is turning himself into a Zombie via tattoos. From the pages of  here are some pics by Neville Elder (this article is from 2008) To see more go to the link.

Random Zombie Bite, Fucking clowns and Rule #3

Anyone who knows me knows I hate clowns, what could be worse? Zombie Clowns! Then again I could empty a clip into a Zombie clown So maybe Zombie Clowns are better! Yep! They are.

From ZombieLand Rule #3 Beware of Bathrooms.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Run For Your Lives...They're Coming to Get You!!!

They're Coming to Get you...Runners!!!!!
Photos from Run For Your Lives website
The Run for Your Lives, Zombie Infested 5K is coming next to Missouri April 6, 2013 (other dates available through the link below) I have done one of these and they are fun. You not only get to run for your life away from these hungry Zombies but if you compete you will receive a shirt (Moisture wicking Warwear) A medal to signify your survival (Or transformation into a Zombie) A free Beer (always a plus) and Admittance into the Apocalypse Party. Don't want to run? You can still show up and support your friends (or make fun of them even though you yourself were too chicken shit to run)

Photos from Run For Your Lives website

Here is a little about this one from their page...

Do You Have What It Takes To Survive?

The world as we knew it is gone. Welcome to Run For Your Lives, the original zombie infested 5K obstacle run. The apocalypse is here and it’s time to see if you’ve got what it takes to survive. Speed alone won’t save you in this race. Runners will have to use all of their cunning and wits to navigate the series of challenging obstacles and escape the horde of the undead waiting to claim you as one of their own.
Waiting at the end of this adventure is the Safe Zone, home of the Apocalypse Party. In this one-of-a-kind festival (complete with food, live bands, a DJ, and of course beer) runners get to celebrate their survival or imminent zombie transformation.

The Zombie Hunters, An Online Comic

In my never ending search to find new and unique Zombie subjects to post here on Revolution Dead, and being a comic geek, I came across this website The Zombie Hunters I have only started reading the digital comics so can't really rate it as of yet, but have enjoyed what I have read so far. So I  wanted to pass the info along to my 20 or so fans out there. Go take a look.  

The Zombie Hunters

Also here is some info about the Comic and it's creators right from their page


The Zombie Hunters is a new look at an old theme.
It is inspired by a post-apocalyptic vision of the future as well as past human history. This story follows a group of zombie hunters as they go though life as survivors of the undead outbreak. The characters reside on an artificial island, the former site of the Argus Research Campus. The hunters, like so many others on the island, are infected- they carry a dormant strain of the undead virus, which will cause them to turn into one of several different types of undead when they die.
The infected are marked and segregated from the rest of the inhabitants on the island, making a living by working offshore in the wastes, hunting zombies and collecting salvage, trading their freedom for safety. As the story unfolds you'll find out more about the characters and their sordid pasts and discover hidden secrets about them, their world, and the people that surround them.

For more information, check out the cast page or the encyclopedia!


Jenny spends most of the day drawing, surfing the net, and being cold. If it wasn’t for her husband and partner in crime, she would probably forget to feed herself.
Jenny is under the belief that if zombies were to invade, she would be the first to die.

Jenny's husband, Greg, maintains the website, ships packages, and generally tries to keep up with his wife's ever-growing fandom and business needs.


Jenny -
(For questions or comments regarding the comic. Art, story, zombies etc.)

Greg -
(For questions or comments regarding merchandise or the website.)

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Warm Bodies A Zombie Love Story

I got a chance to edit a junket by one of our entertainment reporters Mark Reardon on the set Warm Bodies. He actually makes a cameo in the flick as a Zombie and my edited piece (to be posted later) brings us through the process, as well as talking to the director and cast members about the flick. Below is the trailer and the first four minutes of the film.... More to come...

Warm Bodies Official First 4 Minutes - Extended Clip (2013) - Nicholas Hoult Movie HD

Warm Bodies Trailer

Want to Destroy Those Pesky Zombies? Here is the perfect tool!!

Kel-Tec KSG shotgun is the perfect weapon to destroy the Zombies that get in your way of freedom. It is a compact 12 Gauge, with a capacity of 6+6+1 (Using 3 inch shells or 7 Per tube if using 2-3/4 inch shells) more info is available through Kel-Tec's website below. You are looking at about 800 bucks for this shotgun, but you could be looking at staying alive as a crowd of the Undead scratch and claw their way toward you. So what is worth more 800 dollars or your brains filling up a few Zombies bellies?

Here is a Video review by FourGuysGuns and Some test footage from Kel-Tec

Zombie Shirt Of The Week

"When the zombies rise it's going to be a giant party for many. Excitement really can not be contained."
This weeks shirt comes from the Road Kill T-Shirts website They are 17.99
  • 100% Preshrunk Cotton Heavy Weight T-Shirts (Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/poly;Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly)
  • Great fit, Great quality.
  • Available in a wide assortment of colors and styles.
  • Sizes from Small all the way up to 10XL in select colors.
  • Youth Sizes also available. (size choices listed under men's reg tee)
  • Select Designs available in White or Black ink depending on your preference.
  • All Shirts are Custom Made to your chosen specifications. You pick the Style, Color and Size.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Zombie! an animated Bite

Found this while on YouTube it was a fun animated Zombie short by sk8SH4RKy called, well what else Zombie! This one is about 4 years old but I liked it You find more of their videos here


Monday, January 21, 2013

333 ways to help you survive after you have gotten away!!!

"Whether you’re lost in the woods, facing an armed insurrection, or preparing for a hurricane, the experts at Outdoor Life magazine are the people you want on your side. This book is the one you need if you want to protect your family, save yourself, and prevail over any danger. Your Go-To Guide for Surviving Anything"  Even the Zombie Apocalypse. You may know that you have to double tap. you may be in shape to run away from these flesh eating bastards, but once you get a safe distance away and have to live off the land this may be a Go to guide on how to survive.

An MLK Zombie Clip

In Honor of Martin Luther King day here is a famous scene from Night of the Living Dead.  Duane Jones gives her a good old wake the fuck up punch!  

Scene from Night of the Living Dead(1968), by George A. Romero.

"Most people like to talk about the social significance of Romero's work and in particular, that he cast a black lead in Night. The truth of the matter is this: Duane Jones was the best actor that auditioned for the part and at no point is his colour an issue in the story. It isn't even referred to. It certainly seems like it was a very brave move to not only cast a black man in the lead, but to portray him punching a hysterical white woman and then shooting a white man dead. The lack of reference to his colour, particularly at that time, can be seen as being all the more resonant; by not making a statement, it makes a statement."

Random Zombie Bite! Not So Random but in the Ass!!

This Random Zombie Bite comes from Return of the Living Dead Part 5 (yes there are that many) and it is not very random, the bite that is, he actually bites the cheerleader right in the ass!!!!

Friday, January 18, 2013

Jim Charette Can Make you into a Zombie...Well sort of!

I had a post not too long ago about President Obama really being a Zombie and that was the reason he was trying to grab your guns, so him and his Zombie cronies would not get defeated when push came to Zombie shove.

 The article was tongue and cheek and more of a vehicle to show off some of my buddy Jim Charette's Art work. Well as you can see above Jim turned the President into the walking dead commander in Chief. Now you can have the same done for you or your family. Like the family Portrait he did for mine.

Below is all the info you need to become one of the Undead, so give the man a shout out and become one with the painted Zombie hordes!!!!

Zombies A Living History

Zombies A Living History is a little longer than I like to post, but leave it to the History Channel to show us what would happen if the Zombie Apocalypse was upon us. It gives a history of where they came from, where they have gone, histories from all over the world, and how different societies look at them. Pretty good Documentary if you have the time to watch it.
(for those with a shorter attention span, the trailer is below)

Links if above does not work

And for those of you who are into watching the trailers first here you go

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Holdout a Zombie Short

While doing my usual search on the net for all things Zombie I came across this trailer for Holdout a Zombie short Directed by Calvin Sang.

 I watched the Trailer and realized I could watch the whole flick also.....

It was made for about 100 Bucks (you know for those of you who on the internet become critics and think you 
can do it all better that should put some perspective on it, I think it looks like a million bucks myself.) 

It has one of the best breakup scenes
 ever..... I really enjoyed it. Great Little flick


And if you want to watch Holdout the whole flick is here

25 Zombie Chicks You May Say Bite Me to!!!

Found this list of 25 Pics on  Now for the most part you never want to willingly let a zombie bite your ass, but guys think with their dicks not their ass so here are 25 Zombie Chicks you may (if your a guy or into hot Lesbo action I suppose) Bite you!

Want to see more? Here is the Link you Horny Bastard!

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

So you want to be a Zombie?

So you want to be a Zombie but don't want to deal with the whole being bitten, infected, dying and rising up from the grave to chomp on some human flesh thing? Well found this quickie tutorial that was similar to something my wife did in our short The Exclusive (see a link to this flick in our archive) Using some makeup toilet paper, well just watch it Brought to you by KatrinaCampbellFX's youtube channel

Also a Neck Gash from her page as well....

Zombie Shirt of the Week

This weeks T shirt of the week comes from the Snorgtees website Zombies Hate Fast food (which goes back to the cardio rule people)

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

A Zombie Under Your Skin

Anyone who knows me, knows I have tats so with all the other Zombie stuff on this blog I figured I would also post random Zombie Tats
Bicycle girl zombie from the walking dead.
Just a Random Tat off the net from Matt Zeilinger at Cutthroat Tattoo in Milwaukee, WI 

Random Zombie Bite from Shaun of The Dead

Our Random Zombie Bite come from Shaun of the Dead. The boys try to stop the walking dead with household items and then they go to the records!

"Oh Fuck this I'm going to the shed!"

Zombie Style Finger Food from the Homicidal Homemaker

If you are planning a party and want to kill with some finger foods , we found this recipe from the Homicidal Homemaker (Where home economics meets horror)  You can serve them Zombie style or freshly severed. The link below will take you to the recipe and the one above is her homepage where you can find other cool stuff from Kaci Hansen who runs the site. If you want to find out more about her 

Monday, January 14, 2013

Practice makes perfect and Hornaday Zombie rounds stops Zombies in their tracks

Great Article from Guns & Ammo Magazine (Their Zombie Nation section) by Ben O'Brien from

Which comes in the following calibers
  • 9MM Luger 115 gr. (25-count box)
  • 40 S&W 165 gr. (20-count box)
  • 45 Auto 185 gr.(20-count box)
  • .223 Rem. 55 gr.(20-count box)
  • 7.62×39 123 gr. (20-count box)
  • .308 Win 168 gr. (20-count box)
  • 12 Gauge 00 Buck Shot (10-count box)
Read more:

Guns&Ammo Article link

Zombie Drive thru Prank. Do You have any Brains?

Found this little dity on Youtube by Ed Bassmaster here is his link and here is his Zombie Drive Thru Prank. You can have it with a six piece of brains. Enjoy!

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Obama a Mother Fucking Zombie!!! That explains a lot!

Okay, I have said in the past Mr Obama is the Anti-Christ. To be honest not a fan of the man at all. But When I learned what was really going on I damn near shit myself. Below is a Painting of the "real" Obama Done by none other than Jim Charette (the same Jim of Boston Brewed fame and the opinions in this blog entry do not reflect those of Mr. Charette).

                                                  A Jim Charette Original Painting

It all makes sense now. The push for gun control is really over the fact that President Obama does not want his zombie buddies or his own head shot off by any Zombie Hunters out there. So if he can get rid of every single "Assault Weapon" (as in please don't assault my walking dead ass) Then his Zombie Hordes can take over the world, eating the brains of each and every American (Well Except Bill Maher,  Ed Shultz or any Member of MSNBC who would probably blow the President without a second thought if asked and don't have a brain between them, so really wouldn't matter. You can't eat what isn't there) And come on We all know the VP has to be a brain rotting Zombie no one is that fucking Stupid. Anyway prepare yourselves citizens the Zombie Invasion could be led by the most powerful man in the country (Don't worry though he will probably apologize after chewing on your ass and turning you into one of his brain dead minions.)

Disclaimer: Before anyone with a blind allegiance to President Obama freaks out and starts spewing your hatred, calling this racist, hateful etc.. this is a fictional blog entry and a joke, well except for the Biden stuff the man in my personal opinion really is a fucking retard. And that most Obama supporters are brain dead minions. And furthermore why are you hating on Zombies anyway? You Zombiephobe 

This is more of an original, not overly creative piece to promote my Buddy Jim Charettes artwork more of which you can view on his facebook page where I am sure if you would like to be Zombified (like the President above) he would be more than willing to answer any questions you may have to do so. You can reach him at 

And if you are still mad because I made fun of the liberal Messiah ...Get a sense of humor you uptight pricks! 

Gary Busey is a Zombie

Friday, January 11, 2013

Random Zombie Bite from Return of the Living Dead 2

Tarman wants BRAAAIIINNS!!!! Good Shit! From Return of the Living Dead Part 2

Will You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

I answered as honest as possible ( honestly thought I would be a deadman while answering) But I guess I would survive well with a group here are my results. And below I copied the link so you can take the quiz yourself.

You Scored as Survive with group
Congratulations! You have survived. You even managed to survive with a few of your friends. Few others have gotten as far as you have, and as a consequence, you now live in a zombie infested world.

Survive with group
Zombie Killer
Die heroically
Survival freak
Become Zombie

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Doghouse (A special type of Zombie funny)

Caught this flick on IFC. My father in law told me about it, I recorded it and it sat in my DVR for weeks finally watched it and laughed my ass off. A bit of British humour but still funny, with some great gore scenes. Think the Evil Dead meets Shaun of the Dead Here is the Trailer

Zombie Prank In Miami

This is one of the videos that made me want to start this blog, (you know finding stupid shit on the net that relates to the world of Zombies) It is fucking hilarious, but as a warning I would not try this people this guy almost got shot. I still laugh my balls off when I watch this.

                 Miami Zombie Attack Prank!

Here is the behind the scenes video also. Kind of makes this post the special edition version.

The Hidden Zombie or 25 Celebs who look like the Undead

Sometimes Zombies hide in plain sight. They may not eat flesh in public like their Walking dead counterparts, but remember sometimes you still might have to look over your shoulder for these celebrities who could take a little nibble when you are not paying attention. From the website   here are 25 Celebs who look like Zombies.....

Look at this winner!!!

The Zombie Burger?

As I was searching the net for interesting things undead I came across this.....The Zombie Burger and Drink Lab

If you live in Des Moines Iowa you can get your Zombie munching crave on. They have items like their Burger of the week, It's Always Gory in Philadelphia Shaved prime rib, house-made cheese whiz, caramelized onions,  American cheese, mayo or their shake of the day Zombie Joe Vanilla ice cream, strong and sweet coffee reduction syrup, topped with whipped cream. You can Add Kahlua for a few bucks more
Other items on their menu include the George Romero Pittsburgher, The Undead Elvis (Peanut Butter Fried bannas, bacon, cheese and and egg) and the Boomstick. Well If I ever end up in Des Moines Fuck McDonalds I know where I am eating.

Zombie Shirt of the Week

Here is the link for the Zombie T-shirt of the week it is on the Zazzle website and it is Created By Lupinsmuffin here is the link

You're Goin Down with Zombies

You're Goin Down with Zombies T-shirt
I love ya man, but if zombies are on our butts, i'm tripping you dude!

Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Imported.
This black colored guys' shirt represents just one of the uncountable exceptional walking ideas that was designed by an artist on Zazzle. Advertised in a very talented designer called Lupinsmuffin's dying store section, this regular standard zazzle dark shirt, justly dubbed "you're goin down with zombies tshirt", is a brilliant example of the you're goin down with zombies items in the marketplace. This particular zombie shirt has a classic fit and is extremely comfortable. If you care for this idea, shop for other items by doing a search for walking tee shirt, zombie shirt, or dead t shirt – or check out this very gifted designer Lupinsmuffin's zazzle store. This t-shirt illustration is being worn by the zombie t-shirt model named Alex.

It was such an out of sight decision to use this you're goin down with zombies art on a classic basic dark t shirt. This dead t shirt is not only affordable and long-lasting, but it is also quite well-liked among Zazzle shoppers. With a standard contour, this zombies dark tee is a perfect choice for Lupinsmuffin's idea. Zazzle's site visitors will deeply appreciate this shirt's perfect fit.
In Stock Ships in 3-5 business days

Practice makes perfect

Well as of now the zombie riots are not knocking down your door, but don't get lazy, you need to practice your DOUBLE TAP! And Zombie Industries has just the target for you. (and if you know me it is perfect even if the Zombie Hordes are not scratching at my window top eat my brains. I fucking Hate clowns) And when you tag this mother fucker with a bullet (or ten) he bleeds!!!!
Bobo the Bleeding Clown Zombie
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    Life-Sized Tactical Mannequin Target
    “Bleeds” When Shot!!!

    Bobo the miserly Clown was always on a budget, always looking to save a buck on his costumes, so this cheap-skate went searching in the old paint factory dumpsters… He found some old moldy tubes of what he thought was face paint deep in the dumpster, he couldn’t wait to get them home and try them out.  When he opened them up, they had a vile odor, but he figured for free he’d make due.  Upon painting his face and arms, he noticed an intense burning sensation as if his skin was on fire.  These paints were loaded with Zomaldehyde, an industrial strength form of formaldehyde used to stabilize toxic chemicals.  When mixed with the lead base of the paint, it made for a more than lethal chemical pigment, which went right into his blood stream and rendered him brain dead within seconds.  With such large amounts of Zomaldehyde in his system to preserved his flesh… Bobo was now a moaning Undead Clown searching for his next unhappy victim

    Random Zombie Bite From Dead Alive

    From Peter Jackson's Dead Alive the I kick ass for the Lord scene is a great one!

    Wednesday, January 9, 2013

    Random Zombie Bite from Night of the Living dead

    We have to start with the granddaddy of them all this as Karen kills her mother in George Romero's Night Of the Living Dead

    When you absolutely have to kill every Fucking Zombie in your way!!!

    doublestar zombie chainsaw ak47
    So you are out there alone, and there are Zombies in between you and your escape route. Well with the The DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47  you no longer have to shove your head between your legs and kiss your living ass goodbye. Even if you run out of ammo, you can slice em and dice em with the battery charged chainsaw attachment. The Zombie Apocalypse just got a little better.

    32 Rules of Zombieland

    There are actually 32 rules from the flick Zombieland not all are spoken but here is the list.... (got this from Zombie Nation Magazine)
    1. Cardio
    2. The Double Tap
    3. Beware of Bathrooms
    4. Wear Seat Belts
    5. No Attachments
    6. The “Skillet”
    7. Travel Light
    8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
    9. With your Bare Hands
    10. Don’t Swing Low
    11. Use Your Foot
    12. Bounty Paper Towels
    13. Shake it Off
    14. Always carry a change of underwear
    15. Bowling Ball
    16. Opportunity Knocks
    17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
    18. Limber Up
    19. Break it Up
    20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
    21. Avoid Strip Clubs
    22. When in doubt Know your way out
    23. Zipplock
    24. Use your thumbs
    25. Shoot First
    26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
    27. Incoming!
    28. Double-Knot your Shoes
    29. The Buddy System
    30. Pack your stain stick
    31. Check the back seat
    32. Enjoy the little things
    33. Swiss army Knife

    Family Portiat Zombified By Jim Charette

    For Christmas I received a package in the mail from my sister and her boyfriend (also my buddy) Jim Charette. It was a family portrait. (Jim is an artist) We are not talking about your normal family painting here mind you. Oh no! This was the zombified version of My wife, My Daughter and myself. Check it out...

    The Exclusive (My cheesy Zombie Flick)

    A few years back Steven Speilberg started a show called On The Lot (his version of American Idol) to audition you had to make a short film (No swearing, nudity you know the fun stuff) So we got together with some friends and took a shot. We had one day and faced rain (with no rain gear for the equiptment) hordes of bugs who all loved the Karo blood, and almost setting the barn on fire with our lights. We did not make it on the show (did get a bunch of good reviews on their site as well as bad, everyone is a fucking critic) But this was the result. I figure if I am going to post shit by other people I should put my own stuff out there for you to rip to shreds as well....

    Great Article from Zombie Nation (Guns & Ammo)

    Rifles and shotguns will always have a huge advantage in your fight against the living dead (Remember always double tap) but a pistol can be easier to carry around. Here is a great article I found from Guns & Ammo.