Let's face it Disney can take fairy tales and make them into classics, but If we take the same classics and make them into Zombie Movies they would kick some serious ass.
Jane ripped Tarzan's throat out and now rules the jungle with her horde of Zombie monkeys.
I guess history would have been different if John Smith came upon a native tribe of Zombies!
Prince charming would have shit himself if he knew he started the Zombie Apocalypse with a single kiss. Someone tell him to let that bitch sleep!
And that old with does not know what she is fucking with. Poison apple my ass. Undead Snow White and her seven Zombie freaks are going to rule the world.
Forget kissing a frog, this flesh eater will eat your brains!!!
For those of you who do not know me I have a wierd fasination with Cartoon chicks the top two being The Little mermaid and Tinkerbell. You can hear all about this in my old web series Boston Brewed Toon Fetish!!
So it would be crazy not to include these lil Flesh eaters...
Tinkerbell would fly all around you eating your flesh tiny chunks at a time Slowley turning your ass into one of the undead.
And that whole theory about Zombies not being able to swim, so you should head for the water...Well fuck that at least if Jaws got you it would be over then and there.
Of course since these are my favorites I included another pic each
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