It all makes sense now. The push for gun control is really over the fact that President Obama does not want his zombie buddies or his own head shot off by any Zombie Hunters out there. So if he can get rid of every single "Assault Weapon" (as in please don't assault my walking dead ass) Then his Zombie Hordes can take over the world, eating the brains of each and every American (Well Except Bill Maher, Ed Shultz or any Member of MSNBC who would probably blow the President without a second thought if asked and don't have a brain between them, so really wouldn't matter. You can't eat what isn't there) And come on We all know the VP has to be a brain rotting Zombie no one is that fucking Stupid. Anyway prepare yourselves citizens the Zombie Invasion could be led by the most powerful man in the country (Don't worry though he will probably apologize after chewing on your ass and turning you into one of his brain dead minions.)
Disclaimer: Before anyone with a blind allegiance to President Obama freaks out and starts spewing your hatred, calling this racist, hateful etc.. this is a fictional blog entry and a joke, well except for the Biden stuff the man in my personal opinion really is a fucking retard. And that most Obama supporters are brain dead minions. And furthermore why are you hating on Zombies anyway? You Zombiephobe
This is more of an original, not overly creative piece to promote my Buddy Jim Charettes artwork more of which you can view on his facebook page http://www.facebook.com/artofjimcharette where I am sure if you would like to be Zombified (like the President above) he would be more than willing to answer any questions you may have to do so. You can reach him at http://www.facebook.com/messages/jim.charette.56
And if you are still mad because I made fun of the liberal Messiah ...Get a sense of humor you uptight pricks!
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