We have all seen the films where the virus takes over humans and the walking dead gnaw on each others intestines until everyone but a few stragglers become part of the horde.
But what if just our animals become little four legged flesh eating freaks? What if Your pet became (ominous music here) a ZOMBIE? Now as far as some of the little bug eyed rat dogs like Taco Bell above, you may just have to wear boots, to keep your ankles from being bitten or Zombie dog humped. But you get some Hell hound of Baskerville...
You may be in a bit more trouble...
What about Cats?
Well Step one is stay the hell away from the crazy cat lady hoarder down the block....
Because that house was a clusterfuck before the Pet Zombie Outbreak, and now that they have used her as a large ball of catnip, and started to turn on each other till they break the windows out, escape, and then you have these furry felines munching on the Dogs in the neighborhood...
Transforming them into rabid flesh eaters...
Chasing more pussy....
And the mad cycle continues
Until we are all hiding from our pets to avoid our own Zombie Apocalypse
Just remember they are not your pets that you loved and adored anymore, don't let them draw you in with kitten and puppy cuteness and double tap!!!
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