Random Zombie Bite!!! The Book Of Zombie!!

In the South Park world the Mormons may have been right, but in The Book Of Zombie, they are flesh eating mother fuckers!!!

A small, sleepy Utah town gets an undead wake-up call when all of the townspeople of Mormon faith suddenly transform into flesh-eating ghouls!
Now, a group of "non-believers" unaffected by the mysterious epidemic must band together to survive the night and answer the burning question: How do you kill a Mormon zombie?

Some production Info: The Book of Zombie is an independent film shot on a terrifyingly low budget in the great Northwest. The majority of the production was shot the summer of 2007 in Auburn Washington with select scenes shot in Seattle, Everett, and Puyallup.

Movies in a Zombie World!!! Indiana Bones and The Dead Who Consume

This time he could give a shit less about snakes!!! And Forget the monkey brains it is human brains they are eating!!!

Random Zombie Bite!!! Awaken the Dead

To start the week off our Random Zombie Bite is 2007's Awaken the Dead!!!

Random Zombie Bite Classic!!! White Zombie!!!

Leaving you with a feature (and the trailer) for the weekend and you don't have to watch it here but it is a classic, starring Bela Lugosi, Madge Bellamy, Joseph Cawthorn.....

White Zombie (1932)

Trailer

Feature

After arriving in Haiti to meet her fiance, a blushing bride-to-be is quickly transformed into a pallid, soulless body by creepy voodoo master Lugosi, at the behest of a jealous rival who desires her. Made for $50,000 in 11 days in 1932, this interesting horror film relies more on visuals and atmosphere than dialogue. One of Lugosi”s best films from the classic era of horror.

 

Movies in a Zombie World!!! Cadavatar!!!

In a world where...Well there are giant blue fucking Zombies!!! RUN!!!!

Wake up with Zombie Coffee

When the Zombie hordes are chasing you all night in the D.C. area, you may need a pick me up!

Try Zombie Coffee

Could not find much more than a link with an address in Washington for ZombieCoffee and a  Zombie Coffee Facebook page   but if you are in the Washington D.C. area they are at  1006 F St NW (between N 11th St & N 10th St)  Washington, DC 20004 and don't be fooled by all the Zombies walking around in suits mismanaging your money. Follow the smell of the coffee!!!

Have you hugged a Zombie Today?

Random Zombie Bite!!! Battlefield Baseball

This flick looks like Baseketball, Resident Evil and Kung Fu theater all wrapped in to one.  I attached the full movie and I will link the trailer since it would not locate it through here.

To See Trailer hit the Link below

Battlefield Baseball

Or

http://youtu.be/ocyUzoaoVfQ

The Zombie Apocalypse Doesn't Mean You Can't Smell Good

The Zombie Apocalypse Doesn't Mean You Can't Smell Good

From the pages of Weird Things and the perfume company DemeterFragrance.com Comes Zombie for Him and Her 

As usual I was looking for something weird and I found it. Now I do not know if these fragrances actually make you smell good or give you that rotting smell that zombies recognize as their own, thus avoiding an ugly confrontation and attracting more attention once you pop a few rounds into the attacking undead bastards brains. So here is the rundown that DemeterFragrance.com gave for their Zombie for Him and Her line.

So you're a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and dice it, you’ll need different kinds of fragrance. Fragrances that can make the dead simply pass by without offending. Because only Demeter Fragrance Library could make a Zombie fragrance eminently wearable.

Zombie for Him: Think forest floor.  Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.  A definite must-have for any
Man’s scent collection.

Zombie for Her: Think forest floor.  Zombie for Her is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.

In Search of a Zombie Brew

So I went on an Internet search for Zombie beer. Looking for something that I may be able to actually drink. When I went to Roswell New Mexico I drank an Alien Pale Ale, not the greatest tasting beer but the label was cool and I can chalk up the fact I drank an Alien beer.  First I found this .. A zombie version of the Classic Bud commercial.

Funny but I would rather have a Guinness, or Sam Adams than dress up like a Zombie and drink Budweiser while yelling WHAT'S UP!!! to everyone... The search continues...

 The Zombie Plague Imperial Stout found on The Angels 2 Zombie site They have some other themed labels and some really cool Zombie artwork but again I could not find myself a Zombie brew...

I followed the art Work and found a Dead version of St. Pauly Girl

And she had a snack while having a few brews...

I found Posthumous Pale Ale but not sure it is a real beer (or ale) but found a Posthumous Pale Ale Shirt 

I found it!!! But have to go to Indiana to get one...   From The Three Floyd's Brewing Company  in Indiana

(Drum Roll Here!!!!!)

Zombie Dust Pale Ale

BREWERY'S DESCRIPTION & INFORMATION:
This intensely hopped and gushing undead pale ale will be ones only respite after the zombie apocalypse. Created with our marvelous friends in the comic industry. Art by Tim Seeley
A medium bodied single hop pale ale showcasing Citra hop from the Yakima Valley, U.S.A.
6.2% ABV

Here is a review I found on the Youtube.... Damn him I am thirsty now...Off to the fridge!!! I will pretend I have my own Zombie beer in my fridge, a frosty Undead Sam Adams is in my future!!!

Random Zombie Bite!!! Zombie Beer Run!!

So drinking shitloads of beer is no good for you? Well in this series Zombie Beer Run if you aren't drinking your tits off, turning into a flesh eating Zombie!!! A six pack a day keeps you from rotting away people!!!

"Where were you when Aliens spread the Green Mist of Death on St. Paddy's Day? Hopefully drinking mass amounts of alcohol. Otherwise... you're a zombie! Welcome to the world of "Zombie Beer Run" where everyone is drunk and armed... or undead."

Posters Picked from The Grave!!! Zombie Strippers!!

Normally I would just give you the artwork explain why I like it and that is that. But I have seen this flick and it was awesome!! No not just because I am a guy watching Jenna Jameson strip. For crying out loud she has thousands of films I can watch where she does a lot more. First the poster. It is that grindhouse look that came back with, well the Grindhouse movie by Tarantino and Rodriguez. Throwing us back to that 70's look with Jenna right in the front. Basic but nice. The movie is like Evil Dead meets Return of The Living Dead. Comedy, gore and more it is well worth a few hours of your time.

The world's most famous adult film star, Jenna Jameson stars in this thrilling zombie adventure. In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back. They're not just strippers...They're Zombie Strippers !!

Random Zombie Bite!!! Broken Springs Two for One!

Not positive these are from the same flick so for our Random Zombie Bite!!! You get two from Broken Springs.... The first I had to include since the "Bingo Guy" take the Zombie Chicks head clean off...Enjoy

Random Zombie Bite!!! All Souls Day

Not completly sure this is a Zombie flick but it looks like one as I searched for zombies eating your soul, I came up with 2005's All Souls Day

Zombie Cocktail.

This is a very cool find by a friend of mine Theresa (thanks) Never thought about Zombie drinks and for me personally don't know if I would like the taste of this one. But it looks fucking awesome. You can sit down next to your zombie buddy and have a drink that looks like brains, while they munch on some other poor bastards brains. Yum! Now time to search for Zombie Beer....

Zombie Gnomes can Plague your Front Lawn

Zombie Gnomes!!

Now this is fun in the garden, I found these lil' suckers (or flesh eaters) looking for pics of cool Zombie cakes and came across an ad for  zombiegnomes.net 

a site were you can turn your garden into the Lawn of the Dead.

The Gnomes run from about 50-60 bucks, but are all hand painted and made in the U.S. and are made to last outside (see Site for info)

Looks to me like you can have shitloads of fun setting these undead Gnomes up in the front yard, eating pink flamingos and normal Gnomes to horrify the neighbors!

Random Zombie Bite!!! Dead Snow!

Nazi Zombies? A Two for one when you shoot em in the head. Dead Snow is a Zombie flick out of Norway and is a fun watch.... "A ski vacation turns horrific for a group of medical students, as they find themselves confronted by an unimaginable menace: Nazi zombies."

Dead Snow

Stay Strong Boston!!

No Post today but Boston you are in our prayers, Stay Strong like we know you will!!!

Movies in a Zombie World!!! Shawshank Reanimated!!!

Andy Crawled through a mile of shit to eat your brains on the other side.

Random Zombie Bite!!! Abandoned Zombie Baby Prank

Today's Random Bite!!! is not from any movie but a Prank with an Abandoned Zombie Baby.

SOMTHING WE DUG UP ON THE NET!!!

I would say this is just a fun poster but the shitloads of remakes and dreck coming out of Hollywood these days, a Zombie outbreak in L.A. would probably help out!!!

Random Zombie Bite!!! Undead Ted

With all the reality shows and Docs these days hell following a Zombie is better than 99 percent of the crap out there.

Undead Ted was produced by Snow Gun Films an award winning Production Company based in Melbourne, Australia

Edward Grey's life has been on the downward spiral ever since the day of his death. Not only must he deal with rising damp, bone decay and rot -- but also the fact that he is now jobless, penniless and without girlfriend.

A documentary crew follows Ted around for a day providing intimate insight into the heart-wrenching world of the walking dead.

Life can bring many challenges... but death can be a bastard.

Undead Ted

Movies in a Zombie World!! Wrecks in the City (or how a dude with a vagina can get his man card back)

Now as a Guy if you watch Sex in the City you should just turn in your  "man card"  go grab some tampons a beer and sit alone with your vagina to think about what you are doing. But in Zombie World watching old horseface and the other three bitches tear the flesh off of the locals in New York before getting their brains blown out by Zombie Hunters. That would fucking Rock!!!  

Random Zombie Bite!!! Zombified, where Slasher film meets Zombie film

The hook is that Zombie film and Slasher film meet for the first time.

A zombie outbreak begins at a club, leaving locals to fight for survival while a brutal serial killer ads to the body count. Only 2 people know the truth & the infection is just beginning.

Zombiefied

Drink, Eat and Smell that comes from a Zombie Head!!!

I found these mugs, cups, and candle images on line and can not find a link where you can actually buy them, but thought sharing the pics would still be fun so fuck it. You want an ice cold beer out of a Zombie Head? How about some ice cream? Maybe you feel like a Zombie in the morning and need a cup of Joe out of Joe the Zombie's head coffee mug? Or you just want to relax and light a candle made out of Zombie brains? Well I don't know where to buy any of that shit but here are the photo's for each item Below...

Random Zombie Bite!!! Eat Me!

First their was Dawn of the Dead, Then Shaun of the Dead...Now Eat me! From Cold Hands Production. Directed by Katie Carman. As usual I typed in a phase this morning it was "Eat Me" and pulled up well Eat Me! the movie. Although I have only watched the below trailer I will get this flick. It looks like one of those fun Saturday night horror comedy films you can kick back with a couple of beers and enjoy.

I did notice on the youtube page you can buy the film through Amazon (Eat Me!) for $15 bucks or rent it for $1.99. Even if you are not into buying it looks to be worth the rental cost. I also love the tag line for the DVD cover "Sometimes you get the munchies, Sometimes they get you."

Also we have an update on where you can see Eat Me... you can also see the film now on SnagFilms.com follow link Eat Me! (free, but with commercials) and also on EpixHD.com Eat Me! on Epixhd (free but only if you're a subscriber).

Movies in a Zombie World!! The Lethal Mermaid

Now as far as cartoon fetish goes the Little Mermaid is kind of hot. But in Zombie world if the ocean becomes infected with the Zombie virus, that bitch may bite you in ways you never want to be bitten. Wilt Decay presents The Lethal Mermaid,

Movies in a Zombie World!!! One For The Zombie Kids!!

In a world that exists where Zombies are the norm. Toy Gory may be one for the kids, Zombie Woody, Undead Buzz, and their pack of undead toys may slip into your room to take a nibble, or devour your flesh leaving nothing for other Zombies to play with.

"To the undead and beyond!"

Random Zombie Bite!!! Alice Jacobs is Dead

I looked up dead Alice and found this Alice Jacobs is Dead starring Ms. Adrienne "Swamp Thing and The Fog" Barbeau

Chocolate Zombie Bunny!!! YUM!

"It's a zombie bunny, and double-bopping him on the head isn't going to stop his murderous rampage. This is no ordinary rabbit! It's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent lagamorph you ever set eyes on! He's not going to nibble your bum; he's going to tear you limb from limb with his nasty, pointy teeth."

Hey Easter may be over but you can still get your very own Chocolate Zombie Bunny from Thinkgeek.com for $7.49 that is a bargain for a flesh eating rabbit that you can take a bite out of yourself.

Zombie Warning Signs for the Apocalypse

In a world after the Zombie Apocalypse, some of us might want a warning before going into a building or some random area. Especially if we are running low on ammo or need a bit of shut eye. Here are some Zombie Warning signs for the Apocalypse...

Everyone needs a little humor during the apocalypse, and who wants to become food anyway?

This is a T-shirt from The Walking Dead But threw it in anyway

Zombie T of the Week

For you Zombie Hunters out there, let everyone know you mean business with a Zombie Appreciation Here Zombie, Zombie T-shirt It is our Shirt of the Week.

Run For Your Lives!!!!

Want to feel the rush of the Zombie Apocalypse? Now you can run away from some hungry Flesh eaters in the Run For Your Lives 5k Use the link to the site and find out when the Zombies will infest your area.

"Anyone can run. But everything changes when you’re running for your life. Test your speed, strength and endurance through miles of man-made and natural obstacles—all while being chased by hungry, merciless zombies.

This obstacle course race is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. And hopefully, it won’t be your last. Waiting at the end of this zombie infected 5k—aside from a possible brain craving—is an apocalypse party to die for. Celebrate your survival or imminent zombie transformation at this one-of-a-kind festival complete with food, live bands, a DJ, and of course beer."

 

Poster Picked From The Grave!! Astro Zombies

This is a poster from our April 1, 2013 Random Zombie Bite!!! Astro Zombies very basic but a fun cartoon look to it. It's what a Boston Brewed poster would be if it where a Zombie Flick.

Movies in a Zombie World

Don't you Forget about.......Well not getting bit by the fucking Zombie Club!!! A group of teen zombies get together on a Saturday to terrorize Shermer High School, eating the flesh off of prom queens, jocks, geeks, well you get it! 

Random Zombie Bite!!! 2056 Escape From Zombie Island

A Zombie film by Gary Davis, 2056 the world has been nearly destroyed by war. Some maintain their military outfits even though they were no more real armies, nor countries. These Military Outfits still looked for weapons of mass destruction, some to make sure the world isn't destroyed and yet others to control the balance of power.Tar and Sons allow the New President to use their Private Island to create Super Soldiers and to store the last know weapon of mass destruction. And yet others have different plans.... I am going to give you three trailers from this flick. Why? Because I can

Dracucat Vs. Zombie Squirrel

 I searched and don't think this is a real flick, (please someone correct me if I am wrong) but I would fucking watch it!!!!

Warning Zombie Squirrel May climb your pants leg and eat your nuts!!!

Random Zombie Bite!!!! Angry And Moist

I came across this trailer by Untamed Aggression Productions Angry and Moist: An Undead Chronicle Trailer it is based on H.P. Lovecraft's Re-Animator. Hey it is low budget but I laughed my ass off when the blood hits the wall. And after doing No Budget stuff and hearing from the Youtube critics of the world, as I have always responded to said critics (who usually don't have much of their own to show)  at least they are out there making something. We can't all be fucking Spielberg......Good Stuff!!!

Poster Picked from the Grave!!

I love poster art, I have tons of film poster (too many to hang anymore in my house) So I figured why not share some great ones on this blog that have to do with the Zombie world. Some will be actual film posters some will be funny crap I find or parody posters like our recent  Star Wars Of The Living Dead post. Well I can not start doing this without first posting the classic 1968 George Romero's Night Of The Living Dead

Here are some variations from over the years

My all time favorite is this one which I actually copied for my short Film The Exclusive, using my daughter as a Zombie in the pic (seen Below) 

Star Wars of The Living Dead

What would have happened if the Zombie plague infected A galaxy far far away a Long time ago?

Shit may have gone down different

I wanted to start a new series of Blog entries with Zombie film posters and in my search for the normal posters like Night of The Living Dead I came across a shit ton of other off the wall stuff. The Star Wars Saga being the one I had to start with since I am an all time Star Wars Geek. So here you go. If the Star Wars Universe was infected by a Zombie virus the Saga would look like this....