The Zombie Apocalypse Doesn't Mean You Can't Smell Good

The Zombie Apocalypse Doesn't Mean You Can't Smell Good

From the pages of Weird Things and the perfume company DemeterFragrance.com Comes Zombie for Him and Her 

As usual I was looking for something weird and I found it. Now I do not know if these fragrances actually make you smell good or give you that rotting smell that zombies recognize as their own, thus avoiding an ugly confrontation and attracting more attention once you pop a few rounds into the attacking undead bastards brains. So here is the rundown that DemeterFragrance.com gave for their Zombie for Him and Her line.

So you're a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and dice it, you’ll need different kinds of fragrance. Fragrances that can make the dead simply pass by without offending. Because only Demeter Fragrance Library could make a Zombie fragrance eminently wearable.

Zombie for Him: Think forest floor.  Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.  A definite must-have for any
Man’s scent collection.

Zombie for Her: Think forest floor.  Zombie for Her is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.