Zombies may not be able to swim, but looks as though they can skate like a motherfucker!! Since we are in the middle of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, (My Bruins Up 3-0 on them fuckers from Pittsburgh) I figured why not a Zombie Hockey Post?
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| DemonZero on DeviantART.com |
Now that The living dead have taken over the hockey rinks what do we do? Well you may be able to check the ugly bastards, with their rotting body parts and if you hit them hard enough you may just see an awesome check into the boards that becomes a gross explosion of Zombie parts all over the ice. Or they may slip the check and bite your ass bringing you in for a little pick up game on their team. Just another smiling flesh eating puck slapping son of a bitch!!
But as Zombie Hockey players you may get some cool team names like the Flesh Eaters, Bloodbashers, Intestine gobblers, Puck n braineaters, or this team of badass Zombie players the Dead Liners...
Perhaps you can make it to the all time Champs of Zombie hockey the Monroeville Zombies. If you make it there that is the big leagues my friend.
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| From Zack and Miri Make a Porno a Kevin Smith Film |
Either way once bitten you are part of the team and once you get your new Zombie legs under you, the sky is the limit as you crunch and munch your way to hockey Zombie gory, oops Glory!!
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| By Andy Hall |
Tell This little bastid he went off sides...
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| By Ezra Lau |
Or try getting this guy to go to the box for 2 minutes...Only if you have a couple of Zombie snacks!!
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| McFarlane |
Two on One? My ass I am skating the other way!!
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| By nicadom |
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