How Do You Survive a Zombie Attack Unarmed and Possibly Cornered?

How do you survive a Zombie attack unarmed and possibly cornered?

We have gone over weapons and survival items needed to get your ass through a Zombie attack..And Ideally you would want something like this (picture below)...Well stocked and ready to kick a little Zombie ass.

But what if you have an encounter and you run out of ammo or have to get through a small pack of Zombies? Or even better just one on one deadhead, Mano e Zombie!!

Some of you are fucked, and let's face it like the buffalo we don't need the slow ones bringing the group down.....Sorry Charlie!

Thanks for the sacrifice buddy...

One thing you do not want to do when confronting a Zombie is make any type of Contact with it's teeth...

So punching them in the face is just fucking stupid. Although a Dickpunch would be funny...

Don't be a jackass!

If at all possible avoid them completely or beat them senseless with any object you can swing like a bat

If nothing is available you want to get away. Obviously if you are not a complete idiot if you have plenty of running room to your back...GO THAT WAY!!!

If you are cornered you have to get creative. Zombies usually don't have great motor skills and are stumbling bumbling drooling fuckbags (If we are talking fast  moving Zombies that is a whole new post, let's just stick with traditional slow movers, and stop asking questions and screwing me up!!!)

Now keep in mind even these slow moving bastards can be dangerous, their strength is in numbers.. So Don't get cocky and caught..



Translation. Don't be that asshole in the movie everyone wants to see get his face eaten off.
                    

Or are they making out? Anyway! Let's rewind...(sound FX here)

If you are cornered you have to get creative. Zombies usually don't have great motor skills and are stumbling bumbling drooling fuckbags (again before you interupt, we are strictly dealing with slow movers here) One on one use their momentum against them like a Fucking Steven Seagal Flick, Akido move...

Or just step the fuck out of the way the drooling idiot should move right past you..

And as he or she is wondering what just happened...

"Huh?"

You can get to fucking stepping, bravely to your next challenge in this Zombie World.

So let's review.

If you don't have shit loads of these.

And you can't do this

You can A. Run to an open space Like fat boy below.

B. Hope you have a slow unlikeable dickbag in the group who takes one for the team.

Thanks again!!

Or C.Be creative outmaneuver and get the fuck out of dodge.

Always remember no hand to teeth combat...

otherwise you are screwed!

I know this is all common sense type stuff, but you would also think anyone who is in a Zombie movie or TV show would have seen a Zombie Movie or TV show in their life before the shit hit the fan!!!