How Everything goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse.

 So I was writing a post about how a Zombie Apocalypse starts and where it leads then I found this. If a picture is worth a Thousand words well I am going with this. I had similar ideas written but changed them a bit to co-exist with this comic strip (You know coexist something we all fuck up and that is how...Wait we will get to that) Anyway here is "How Everything goes to Hell  During a Zombie Apocalypse."

It always starts with a fucking Scientist who thinks he is doing some great work with animals or in this case a gorilla...

Once bitten as if they have never seen a Zombie flick they ignore any and all Symptoms. You know the fever, urge to bite the head off a small child, maybe pissing blood. This guy is supposed to be smarter than the rest of us schmucks right?,

Now here is where the shit gets thrown at the fan...The doctor gets his ass bit and spreads that shit quicker than a venereal disease in a whore house. Again Smart people fucking shit up!

Remember I said the shit was thrown at the fan? Well it hit it. Bulls eye!!! Once the doctor has spread his Zombie seed everywhere. The news readers come telling everyone to stay inside as they report from ground zero (thus spreading the virus further) But instead of barricading yourself inside, guns pointed at the door, you have to see the train wreck yourself or "make sure loved ones are safe".... You just fucked up! You are now screwed!

 I do understand you love these people so if they are safe get the fuck back inside and ride this shit out. If they seem a little off. Well that is because they want to eat the flesh off your sorry ass. Love will not conquer all in this situation his or her flesh mauling mouth well though. You may love them but they are not themselves anymore they are flesh eating, walking dead monsters. Don't lock them up hoping they will turn back or a cure will be found. Shoot them in the fucking face!!!

There is ALWAYS a "Safe place" for people to go. I call BULLSHIT! It is usually just a zombie buffet delivery style. Now 100 Zombies turn into 500 great job dickheads!!

Now that you have been cut off from your home, a place that has I don't know food, shelter that can be protected from all sides and guns might be a good place to stay. (now you may not have access to all this in said place but it should be a nearby option, if not at least find a liquor store so you can get completely shitfaced before the horde gets you)

Now there is always the human element to all this. Instead of saying "It's us against them" the Alpha dogs always show up and start bitching at one another about who wants to be King Dipshit. They get into an argument or fistfight, someone always gets pissed, walks off  and leaves something unlocked or gets bitten because they are more worried about who can piss the furthest!

Guess what you are all fucked now!!! The world is done and now so are you....

Great Job Assholes! Way to get along when the shit hits the fan.