Searching the world of the Undead I was looking for something related to food, a themed restaurant, or foods themed after Zombie type stuff. Well I came across the obvious when you enter Zombie Foods into your google bar. We are Zombie food. Fabulous Freaky's Zombie Food is not a website that caters fabulous zombie themed parties with finger foods and blood punch, but a clothing website that makes you look more appetizing to the walking dead. Or at least you can go out in style. Directly from their home page...
"Not all of us will survive the zombie apocalypse so why not do it in style! Whether you are stating "what you are made of" or just looking for a wearable, yet fashionable Halloween outfit, we have a shirt for you!"
"Not all of us will survive the zombie apocalypse so why not do it in style! Whether you are stating "what you are made of" or just looking for a wearable, yet fashionable Halloween outfit, we have a shirt for you!"
If you are rather plump and let's face it cardio-wise you are not getting away from those fast moving fuckers. the Big and Juicy Shirt is for you
Or maybe you are petite and well as far as Zombie food goes Snack Size
So you think because you went to college you are smart? Think again! You are just more appetizing and you can wear the Collegiate Brand
Maybe you are into extra curricular Activities Chemical-wise. Well to a Zombie you have Artificial Flavors
And if you are like me and it comes down to the end, you are all out of ammo, and do not stand a chance in hell. You are going to hold up your middle finger to these flesh eating pricks and tell them to just Eat Me!!! but with style and in a shirt that backs it up.
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